Weirdness and other stuff...

You Are 50% Weird

Normal enough to know that you're weird... But too damn weird to do anything about it!

How Weird Are You?

What's Sexy About Your Name

You are sexy because you are aggressive and focused. You love the chase. You are very passionate and intense. You tend to become obsessed with whoever you're interested in. You carry this intensity into the bedroom. You are a highly sexual person. In fact, you can be a bit too much for some people. You demand a lot, physically. You are very possessive of your partner. You definitely don't share. You can get jealous quite easily. You don't like anyone else taking up too much of your partner's time.

What's Sexy About Your Name?

Your Taste in Music:

Country: Highest Influence Nineties: Highest Influence Classic Rock: High Influence Hip Hop: High Influence Adult Alternative: Medium Influence

How's Your Taste in Music?

What Your Taste in Music Says About You

Your musical tastes are upbeat and conventional. You are an easy going, optimistic person. Family and friends are very important to you. You enjoy caring for and helping other people. You thrive in a tranquil environment, and you do your best to keep things peaceful. You enjoy your life. You have your priorities straight.

What Does Your Taste in Music Say About You?

You Are Fairly Normal

You scored 45% normal on this quiz Like most people you are normal in some ways... But you aren't a completely normal person. You're a little weird too! Why You Are Normal: You'd rather have rats than cockroaches in your home You eat the frosting first You find the Macarena to be the more embarrassing dance If given the choice, you would choose to have more money over more time You think glasses can make someone more attractive Why You Aren't Normal: You prefer the moon to the sun You would rather be a movie star than an astronaut You are no longer with your first love You know a little about many subjects You prefer non fiction to fiction

What's Normal About You... And What's Not?

Your Kissing Grade: A+

You are truly an amazing kisser. Your kisses are extraordinarily mind blowing. Whether you're naturally a good kisser or not, you've taken the time learn how to be the best kisser possible. Anyone would be lucky to get a kiss from you!

How Do Your Kisses Rate?

There's a Chance You Could Be Violent

Overall, you're a pretty chill person - and you have a good handle on your emotions. Sometimes your anger gets the best of you, and end up regretting how you act. Try to curb your temper more often. It only has to get out of control once to do some damage.

Could You Be Violent?

You Are 92% Burned Out

You are extremely burned out. You work too hard, and you're not getting the results you deserve. It's time for a life change, as soon as you can manage it. You're giving away most of your energy to something you don't even enjoy.

Are You Burned Out?

In a Past Life...

You Were: An Insane Alchemist. Where You Lived: North Africa. How You Died: Decapitation.

Who Were You In a Past Life?

Your Japanese Name Is...

Akira Sato

What's Your Japanese Name?

Erotic Thriller

You've made your own rules in life - and sometimes that catches up with you. Winding a web of deceit comes naturally, and no one really knows the true you. Your best movie matches: Swimming Pool, Unfaithful, The Crush

If Your Life Was a Movie, What Genre Would It Be?

Best Check Yo Delf Playa!

Screaming Children...

At family gatherings...it's like dancing with a Panda!

Root Canal...

So, a couple of days ago I had a root canal. No big thing right. I went in, they numbed me up, started drilling and scraping, bing bang boom they're done...and I feel great right?

Not so fast.

Turns out the area my root used to be is reacting the the metal in the files they used.

"How is it reacting Dane?" you might ask. Well I'll tell you. It's somewhere between screaming child in wal*mart who follows you around stabbing you with a stick and...that's about it. Knowing that this should last about a week is all that keeps me from ripping out my tooth...man that would feel good. Where's my lortab? I feel like a junkie...

Thankfully I've got my dvdz of Scrubs to help me through.

I think if I had to choose between this and giving birth, I'd go with giving birth. I mean sure it might hurt worse than this, but I could've delivered my kid in the length of time I've been dealing with this. Plus, if I were in labour I could get an epideral...must...rip...out...TOOTH!



Yeah, kinda like that.

Dance Like No One is Watching...

Le Sigh

So...right now mom's upstairs singing 'Nights Are Forever Without You' by England Dan and John Ford Coley...it's amusing.

So, I write songs...and I write 16's, sometimes I'm grown up, and sometimes I'm still playin' with them kids things. I shall use this blog as a spring-board for the songs and lyrics I write that are either positive, or not obscenely negative, startiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiing now:

I found myself this morning
Wrapped up in a cocoon
I looked up and around
And in a dream it was made of you
Tell me, what would you do for love?
Would you grit your teeth and try to speak from the heart?
And could you look me in the eyes and say I'm what you're thinking of
Could you let your actions reflect your feelings with me in the dark?
Now I'm a sucker for love, I've got to say
And in the dreams of a broken heart
You're never quite so far away
For a moment I felt decieved,
But the fact is I felt a failure to you more than me
Someday you'll remember
And someday you'll find me
But if you don't that's okay
I may not need your arms to bind me...tonight I wanna cry...
I know what will bring the tears about,
But I'm too scared to put that music on
I'm afraid of what might come out...
The songs that define you so perfectly
The words and the melody that bring you back to me...

It’s Been A While Right Here seemingly So Far Away
Now I have to say
Even just for today
You’re the reason whyI can’t listen to Maroon 5
King Harvest Dancing in the Moonlight
Gerry Rafferty while I’m walking down Baker Street
Walking away from West Side…’cause I see you there everywhere inside
You’re the reason I can’t listen to George Strait getting Carried Away
Maybe you’re making me a little Crazy
But I think I like my life that way
You keep me Broken, and I’m lonesome
And I haven’t felt right since you took yourself away
Every now and then I fall apart like Avril Lavigne
And I relate to the Foo Fighters in times like these
But I still see you today the same way I did yesterday
See, You’re Always a Woman to Me
Now, the Heaven’s open every time you smile
You make me feel at home
Keeping the world a ways away like a country mile
Don Henley helps me picturing Taking You Home
Ushering in the End of the Innocence
Remembering your hand against mine, fingertips touching fingertips
Then my chest tightens and I’m lost in a memory lingering in silence
Like Mike Shinoda I’m wondering Where’d You Go…I miss you so
Every door is closed
You’ve got your walls up, decisions made making obstacles
Yet I still believe in Miracles
You started to wash away everything that had Staind my life and my heart
And every dayYou took me So Far Away…
My Beautiful Love
These songs are difficult to listen to
‘Cause I’m The Man In Love With You
You’re the reason I wake up from a deep sleep in the middle of the night
I saw your face and felt high but something deep down didn’t sit right
On Sunday nights around midnight I think about you and I
And on Monday mornings around five I wish for you and I
I won’t let you be a part of life that was just passing by
In memories infinitely saying hello then goodbye
And you’re the reason I can eatI can barely sleep…
Yeah I’m a little Broken, just a little Broken
I’m feelin’ a little lonesome
And I’m hopin’You’ll be the reason I can smile again
You’ll be the reason that while I’m contained I can feel free and wild again
You’re the Whisper of a Thrill
The underlying intensity and chill in everything I feel...